internet rules

Porque muchos preguntan y pocos saben,y encima nadie busca :

Aqui estan
1)Do not talk about /b/
2)Do NOT talk about /b/
3)We are anonymus
4)Anonymus is Legion
5)Anonymus never forgives
6)Anonymus can be a horrible, senseless, uncaring monster
7)Anonymus is still able to deliver
8)There are no real rules about posting
9)There are no real rules about moderating either - enjoy your BAN
10)If yo enjoy any rival sites -DON´T
11)All your carefully picked arguments can be easily ignored
12)Anything you say can and will be used against you
13)Anything you say can be turned into something elso - Fixed
14)Do not argue with trolls, it means that they win
15)The harder you try, the harder you will FAIL
16)If you FAIL in epic proportions, it may just become a winning failure
17)Every WIN fails eventually
18)Everything that can be labeled can be hated
19)The more you hate it, the stronger it gets
20)Nothing is to be taken seriously
21)Original content is original only for a few seconds before getting old
22)Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
23)Copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality
24)Every repost is always a repost of a repost
25)Relation with the original topic decreases with every single post
26)Any topic can be easily turned into something totally unrelated
27)Always questiona person´s sexual preferences without any real reason
28)Always questiona person´s gender - just in case it´s really a man
29)In the internet, al girls are men, and all kids are undercover FBI agents
30)There are no girls in the internet
31)TITS or GTFO - the choice is yours
32)You must have pictures to prove your statements
33)Lurk more - it´s never enough
34)There is porn of it, no exceptions
35)If no porn if found at the moment, it will be made
36)There will always be even more fucked up shit than what you just saw
37)You cannot divide by zero (just becouse the calculator says so)
38)No real limits of any kind apply here - no even the sky
39)CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
40)EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE THE STEER
41)Desu is funny. Seriously guys. It´s better than Chuck Norris jokes
42)Nothing is sacred
43)The more beautiful and pure a thing is - the more satisfaying it is to corrupt it
44)Even one positive comment about japanese things can make you a weeaboo
45)When one sees a lion, one must get into the car
46)There is always furry porn of it, no exceptions
47)The pool is always closed

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Epic win patito